by Jen on April 14, 2008


The world is my oyster.  I mean My world is an oyster.  At least it feels like an oyster because everything anywhere near me is covered in the spit flung and drooled from my slobbery jowls.

I love to sleep in the snow.

tagline:  Wipe My Mouth Please.

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