What’s My Tagline? January 2010

by Jen on January 23, 2010

Meet Max.

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Max is in desperate need of a tag, but first he needs to find just the right tagline. . .

His person says

Max is a little lover, he loves to be on the couch, chair or bed anywhere I am, he follows me from room to room like a baby.  His favorite things are squeaky toys  - the louder the better!!  He only gets the loud ones as a treat after his bath, so when I ask him if he wants a bath he will go sit down by the kitchen sink and wait for me to get all the supplies and into the sink he goes, where he sits patiently until he’s clean, but after his bath if he doesn’t get his squeaky right away he will jump up at the counter where he knows it’s sitting and barks until he gets to squeak!

He also thinks he is a watch dog, he will bark at any odd noises and sounds like a German Shepherd, but oddly, he is afraid of the dark and cameras.  Max gets so excited when he goes for a walk that he will spin in circles for blocks!  It is the craziest thing, and he has to make at least 10-12 laps around the coffee table before he jumps up on the couch to cuddle.

He’s a little screwball but we love him to death, and cannot imagine life without him.

Max had been in the local animal shelter twice, and a rescue saved him just before he was  to be put to sleep.   Then he  still couldn’t find a home – no one wanted the poor little guy at any of the adoption events – Lucky for Max and us! He was scraggley and dirty, but sat right on our feet and said take me home with you, please! (with his eyes, of course).

Well, I can’t figure out what was wrong with the people in Max’s previous life because he is the smartest, loving-est, most well behaved dog we’ve ever seen.  We adore and spoil him, and he deserves every bit!  We are the Lucky ones to have found such an awesome little dog!!!!!

What’s his tagline?  You decide.  Don’t just decide – compete!  Submit your taglines for Max in the comments – best tagline wins a Fetching Tag.

{ 56 comments… read them below or add one }

Kathy January 23, 2010 at 6:13 am

Squeaky Clean!

Kim January 23, 2010 at 8:26 am

rescued screwball :)

Leigha January 23, 2010 at 9:18 am

Happy Lover

Tracey January 23, 2010 at 9:58 am

Maximum Squeak!

Barb January 23, 2010 at 10:20 am

Squeek Me!

Michelle January 23, 2010 at 11:04 am

Screwball Lover

Jenny January 23, 2010 at 12:49 pm

just a gigolo

Cheri January 23, 2010 at 1:43 pm

Mr. Clean

chelsey January 23, 2010 at 1:49 pm

Im max..who the heck are you?

Dani January 23, 2010 at 2:59 pm

He’s a Super Squeak!

GilleyBrook January 23, 2010 at 3:20 pm

Da Mama loves me

Ronda January 23, 2010 at 8:16 pm

There’s no place like home.

Linda January 23, 2010 at 8:52 pm

10-12 Lap Dog

LYNN HUDSON January 23, 2010 at 9:20 pm

MAX A MILLION

cindy January 23, 2010 at 9:30 pm

are my teeth clean?

kayce January 23, 2010 at 9:31 pm

do I something in my teeth?

Helen Gardner January 23, 2010 at 10:01 pm

SWEET PSYCHO SQUEAKER!

Helen Gardner January 23, 2010 at 10:03 pm

WILL BATHE FOR A SQUEAKER!

Annika January 23, 2010 at 10:34 pm

Puppy Monster

bebs January 24, 2010 at 12:00 am

Maxxed Out!

Suzanne January 24, 2010 at 8:49 am

Squeaky Max

Sarah May January 24, 2010 at 9:57 am

Mad Max !

Megan Wilson January 24, 2010 at 10:40 am

3rd Times a Charm

Stacy Evans January 24, 2010 at 11:27 am

Lil squeaker

Julie January 24, 2010 at 11:56 am

Squeaky Clean

adelle January 24, 2010 at 1:54 pm

loverboy maxi

Sissy in Texas January 24, 2010 at 2:07 pm

My humans are lucky.

Dina Lininger January 24, 2010 at 2:07 pm

Mr. Lucky

Dina Lininger January 24, 2010 at 2:08 pm

Got squeaky toys?

Dina Lininger January 24, 2010 at 2:25 pm

Lucky to the Max

Gisela January 24, 2010 at 4:16 pm

Bow to the Max

Renee January 24, 2010 at 5:05 pm

MAXimum (heart symbol) Mate

Paige January 24, 2010 at 6:39 pm

My name is Max. I am a squeak addict.

Jacqueline Foster January 24, 2010 at 11:39 pm

hav squeak…
will follow!

Jennifer January 25, 2010 at 7:58 am

Destiny for me!

Erin January 25, 2010 at 9:43 am

Squeak be with you.

Shauna January 25, 2010 at 2:42 pm

Spastic Lover

Julie January 25, 2010 at 3:55 pm

Will Bark for Squeaks

Nancy January 25, 2010 at 5:03 pm

The ladies love my under bite!

Beth January 25, 2010 at 6:57 pm

Will LOVE for squeaks!

Heather January 25, 2010 at 7:39 pm

Exsqueak Me!

Beth January 25, 2010 at 8:12 pm

PipSQUEAK

Nadean Barnes January 26, 2010 at 3:49 pm

Squeaky Toys Rock !

Nadean Barnes January 26, 2010 at 3:50 pm

Toys? Squeak? Yea !

Nadean Barnes January 26, 2010 at 3:51 pm

Bath+Toy=Fun

Nadean Barnes January 26, 2010 at 3:52 pm

Will bathe for toy

Nadean Barnes January 26, 2010 at 3:56 pm

Spin Dancer

Kristina Haley January 26, 2010 at 6:04 pm

Maximus Prime

Jessie Wilson January 26, 2010 at 6:58 pm

Screw Loose
Little Dog, Big Screwball
Why settle for the min?

katiemcg January 27, 2010 at 3:08 pm

Pipsqueak Security

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