by Jen on February 10, 2010

Nope, this is not just one of our jokes,

And you will soon find that this is no hoax.

These are actual photos of the two headed beast

Blissfully passed out after a 50 squirrel feast.


I petted both heads – I know they are Real –

While it was sleeping I gave each a good feel.

The front legs were different, as you can see,

One big and tan, the other small as could be.


My hypothesis says this would make it walk weird

But it was too tired to move as I feared.

I didn’t stick around to observe the beast long,

My nerves were shot and the flee urge was strong.


Whoever said “Two heads are better than one”

Didn’t face one of these, alone, with no gun.

Two brains may be smarter, but not in a Terrier.

In this situation, Two is just plain scarier.

{ 8 comments… read them below or add one }

Angie and Belly February 10, 2010 at 6:12 pm

Priceless!!! Cracking me up :D Thanks for the laugh.

Michelle February 11, 2010 at 12:17 pm

Too funny!! I have a Boston…. luv her to pieces :o )

Teri February 11, 2010 at 5:18 pm

This is great!

Kazzy February 23, 2010 at 11:48 am

God truly works in mysterious ways—I am positive there is a purpose for this pet. One hopefully being to make human- folk kind and loving to anything that is even a tiny bit different from the norm. If this were my pet I’d love it and spoil it rotten for all of its life.

Karen Booream February 27, 2010 at 8:36 am

Great poetry!50 squirrels is enough to make anyone pass out-but it looks like you were in great danger at the end there – One head of the Beast was awakening and looking you right in the eye…looks like a big sloppy kiss is coming up soon! Put on your galoshes! I wish I could meet this two headed terror in person, I would go squirreling with it(them)!

Krissy March 19, 2010 at 7:46 pm

Love it!

Toni Barry April 26, 2010 at 7:58 pm

i guess if i’m going to abduct her then hazel is part of the package.

Bridget August 20, 2010 at 12:13 am

I am in loooove with your bully :)

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