Amazing TWO HEADED TERRIER

Nope, this is not just one of our jokes,

And you will soon find that this is no hoax.

These are actual photos of the two headed beast

Blissfully passed out after a 50 squirrel feast.

I petted both heads – I know they are Real –

While it was sleeping I gave each a good feel.

The front legs were different, as you can see,

One big and tan, the other small as could be.

My hypothesis says this would make it walk weird

But it was too tired to move as I feared.

I didn’t stick around to observe the beast long,

My nerves were shot and the flee urge was strong.

Whoever said “Two heads are better than one”

Didn’t face one of these, alone, with no gun.

Two brains may be smarter, but not in a Terrier.

In this situation, Two is just plain scarier.