What’s My Tagline? April 2010

by Jen on April 9, 2010

Meet Pete.
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Pete is a six year old 10 lb. Silky Terrier who has become a Jedi Master of Fetching.  He is commonly found in a meditative state in front of tennis balls doing everything that he can to get them to move on his own. If you listen closely when he is in this state, you can hear him lowly chanting his mantra, “Throwtheball, throwtheball, throwtheball.”
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When the local animal shelter held it’s annual Fun in the Park fundraiser and announced they would be conducting a fetching competition, Pete informed us that he would be entering. Few people could keep a straight face and keep from laughing when his name was called and they saw this tiny dog come walking out onto the field.
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Undeterred, Pete proceeded to run down the field to clear a ball that was left by the prior contestant, a golden retriever. All laughing turned to silence as this little guy brought the ball back to the judges table and left it there, since clearly this was not his ball. He then proceeded to school all Golden Retreivers, Labradors, Border Collies and Vislas present with an amazing display of focus and determination. Never once did Pete glance at the now cheering crowd. He had become the ball, accomplishing what few masters of their art ever accomplish…total transcendence! And do you know what happened then? No?
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First Place Champion! He is frickin’ awesome and we love him.
What’s his tagline?  You decide.  Don’t just decide – compete!  Submit your taglines for Pete in the comments – best tagline wins a Fetching Tag.
Sheri April 9, 2010 at 10:55 am

Onewiththeball. (I guess that’s too long to squish together, but he is SO THE BALL that it seems appropriate to be “one” with it!)

Shauna (Fido & Wino) April 9, 2010 at 12:26 pm

- Just Fetch It
:)

katiemcg April 9, 2010 at 12:42 pm

The Fetch is strong with this one.

Luke, I am your Fetcher.

Watch your balls.

Meghan April 9, 2010 at 1:03 pm

Hmmm…I’m kickin’ on the Star Wars theme now…

“May the Ball be With You”
“Fetch the Ball, I Will”

Also…

“On The Ball”
“Ball Nirvana”

Katy April 9, 2010 at 1:58 pm

Darth Ball (I know, totally dorky)

Brian April 9, 2010 at 5:54 pm

“Got Balls?”

aim April 9, 2010 at 6:01 pm

Be the ball Danny.
go fetch yourself
throwtheball
Pete Sampras

Sean April 9, 2010 at 6:18 pm

He is like Cinderella,
He wants to go to the ball.

Sharon Quail April 9, 2010 at 6:55 pm

Balldinger
Fungodog

Marga K. Cooley April 9, 2010 at 7:04 pm

Bite me if you can!

Sean April 9, 2010 at 7:26 pm

Big Balls

Char April 9, 2010 at 9:20 pm

Move. Move. Move. I “will” you to move. You can do it. Move, dammit.

Jani April 11, 2010 at 10:33 am

Go Pete!

He’s definitely the ‘Ball Master’ . . . but ‘Champion Fetcher’ has a nice ring, too.

Jani April 11, 2010 at 10:35 am

No, wait – ‘Fetching Champ’ is better!

Ann April 11, 2010 at 10:39 am

Hey, batter, batter…

Tennis, anyone?

Annie in Austin April 12, 2010 at 10:55 pm

Eye Am the Ball

Roy April 13, 2010 at 6:17 pm

“Fetch this”

“One Fetching Fido” or just “Fetching Fido”

Beth April 14, 2010 at 11:56 am

Fetch Fetish

Anita Acevedo April 15, 2010 at 5:34 pm

To be one with the ball, One must forget the ball.

Tagline: “Frickin’ Jedi!”

may the Force be with you,
Anita

Lisa April 16, 2010 at 8:02 am

Ball Boy

Anita Acevedo April 17, 2010 at 2:44 pm

would like to make an addendum to my first tagline……

Frickin’ Fetch!

Megan Wilson April 18, 2010 at 12:37 pm

“I’ll get it!”

“Spaldings Beware”

“Eat, Drink, FETCH”

“Just throw it.”

Leslie April 20, 2010 at 10:02 am

Pensive Pete

Roy April 20, 2010 at 6:13 pm

“Fetching idea”

Shanda April 21, 2010 at 12:55 pm

“Be the Ball” (a la Caddyshack)

shannon April 21, 2010 at 2:34 pm

“king of fetch”

“have a ball”

“it’s all ’bout fuzz”

“bounce”

shannon April 21, 2010 at 2:45 pm

fuzzy fetcher
ball hog
ball return

Tara April 21, 2010 at 10:12 pm

“comPETEitor”

Tara April 21, 2010 at 10:17 pm

or “ball buster” :)

DeniseR April 25, 2010 at 2:40 pm

“I *insert Eye here” Ball

Sean April 27, 2010 at 10:11 am

Me Fetch!

Sean April 27, 2010 at 10:12 am

Get It.

Sean April 27, 2010 at 10:12 am

go long

Sean April 27, 2010 at 10:13 am

Ballmart

Sean April 27, 2010 at 10:14 am

I Like Yellow!

Kate April 27, 2010 at 4:33 pm

Force Fetcher

Tara April 27, 2010 at 11:02 pm

Run Forrest Run!!

Shawna April 28, 2010 at 2:12 am

“All for one & one for Ball”

Sharon Quail April 28, 2010 at 7:19 am

I think I like the
GOT BALLS?
the best.

Dave Quail April 28, 2010 at 7:22 am

Ball Master

Brian April 29, 2010 at 12:03 pm

Ballinator

Brian April 29, 2010 at 12:04 pm

Do It! Do It! Do It!

Tara April 29, 2010 at 12:27 pm

Watch out!! I got Balls!!

Tara April 30, 2010 at 12:46 am

Fetch me if you can

kellyann kwiatek May 3, 2010 at 3:05 pm

Fetch, I can!

tara May 3, 2010 at 11:12 pm

I’m a “Fetching” Dog

aim May 4, 2010 at 8:19 am

too bad this is too long, but:

i’m really a labrador retriever