Furby & Fluffy Bastard

by Jen on June 17, 2010

Meet Furby.

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(I know.  There’s a bad word on Furby’s tag.  We make them like that sometimes.  For money.  Don’t worry, we don’t mix the bad word tags with the sugary sweet tags and we keep the bad word tag money in a separate account.)

. . .she was born in the engine of a Peugeot and dumped at the vet clinic. Supposed to have been put to sleep but I rescued her instead. She’s a very ungrateful little snot. Favorite pastime – hunting roaches and other insects and biting their legs off and leaving them to die on their backs. She’ll let you pet her ANYWHERE except where she’s white… then she bites you. She also serves double duty as an alarm clock and wakes people up by biting their toes.

Tagline:  Bitch Kitty

And now, I proudly present. . .

Fluffy Bastard.

I mean Sweetpaws Cuba Libre.

Wait, I  meant to say, Meet Santiago.

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(Yes, I know!  There’s a bad word on Sweetpaws Cuba Libre/Santiago’s tag too!  But it’s his alias. . . )

His REAL name is Sweetpaws Cuba Libre aka Santiago… but nobody’s called him that in years. He’s just Fluffy Bastard. Why? Because… well… he’s fluffy. Yeah, that’s it. Spends most of his day sleeping and demanding that we stand over him with those giant palm fans. Requires that his food be tested prior to him actually ingesting it in case one of the peons of the house poisoned it to usurp this throne. Serves absolutely no purpose whatsoever but the kids love him so we keep him around.

Tagline:  Fluffy Bastard

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Shauna (Fido & Wino) June 24, 2010 at 5:30 pm

Lol- that is hilarious :)

My grandma had a stray cat. She named him… Cat.

My grandma is a bit of a softy.

liz June 29, 2010 at 1:15 pm

LMAO love it!

Michelle O'Neil July 1, 2010 at 7:51 pm

Too funny!

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