Vote For (kiss) Finn

(looks up from kissing Daddy)

oh hi.  My name is Finn, and I was rescued, along with my brother Munch, by a nice man.  We knew he would be a good Daddy since he has a fuzzy face like us.  But honestly, he needs more grooming than we do.  So far his training is going well.  When we scratch on the back door, he lets us out.  When we scratch at our dishes, he feeds us…and when I roll over he knows that it’s time for HIM to scratch.

If you vote for me, I promise…..um….hang on.  (kisses Daddy).  (looks up) Oh yeah.  If you vote for me, I promise to kiss everyone equally, regardless of breed, fur color and length or choice in collars.  I also vow that no living creature with opposable thumbs shall be stopped from providing belly scratches to those they hold dear.  In closing…I would like to….HEY!  MUNCH!  GIMME BACK MY SOCK!  (runs off)