Open Letter

by Jen on October 28, 2011

To the Lady Who Dumped this

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in the parking lot outside of a bar last night ( just before I arrived at the restaurant next door to grab my to go food):

Dear Kitten Dumping Lady,

You suck.

Sincerely,

Jen Cleere (the lady who scooped up the kitten that you dumped despite the fact that I don’t want it any more than you did.)

p.s. I know you’re female because the kitten smelled like your floral perfume, and had I the nose of a bloodhound, or an actual bloodhound, I would have come into the bar to find you so that I could tell you that you suck in person.

{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }

Maxine October 28, 2011 at 11:35 am

I agree, Jen. Maybe she needs to be drove way out in the country and dropped somewhere. Someone has dropped a kitten on us several weeks ago. I am desperate to catch her because the crud that dumped her left a collar on. Now the collar is getting tight around her neck. I’d like to get my hands around the neck of the scum that dropped her. This kind of thing makes me mad!!!!

Maren October 28, 2011 at 11:48 am

I agree this woman totally sucks!!!!
:(

Shanda October 28, 2011 at 12:20 pm

ARRGHH I just don’t like some people. Very much don’t like them. The kitten I like a lot.

Nell Mayer October 28, 2011 at 7:00 pm

I hope she gets dumped over and over again for the rest of her life! Saying that she sucks just seems totally inadequate. She does more than suck. I just can’t think of a word for that.

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